I haven't written for a while, I think I was too traumatized by the 530am workout in the dark with other people. There have been a lot of things I've considered writing about and....yes, I'm writing about Cheetos. Crunchy Cheetos in particular.
I have never been a big chip fan, I can take them or leave them, but you put me within sniffing distance of a crunchy Cheeto- the family size bag does not stand a chance!! What is it about these flaming orange things that I can't resist and why do I continue to buy them? It's a completely irrational and addictive love. I buy them because my 5 year old loves them in her lunch. It's perfectly fine for me to have Crunchy Cheetos for breakfast, right?
Breakfast, for me it used to be a cup of coffee with milk- totally acceptable. Now in addition to the Crunchy Cheetos there is something slightly more acceptable for breakfast, but equally bad. Pop Tarts. Seriously, when was the last time you ate a Pop Tart? These things are AWESOME!! They come in so many yummy flavors. I don't think I've eaten a Pop Tart since I was 9. My daughter saw them at the store and I gave in and bought them. I was making her snack and put one in there with some fruit. The problem; there are two Pop Tarts in the foil package. What to do with the other one? I eat the freakin' Pop Tart and it's so good!! Why do they make these things? I am now addicted to Pop Tarts and eat one for breakfast every morning!! What is my problem? I am a grown woman, I can not eat Pop Tarts and Crunchy Cheetos for breakfast!! I am supposed to be eating bran and green tea at my age, not Cherry Pop Tarts and Crunchy Cheetos!
I am now off to the gym to work off my breakfast! I don't even drink the coffee anymore so I can save the calories in the milk for my other choices!! I have issues!